Super Bowl Guacamole: Eva Longoria’s Best-ever Recipe
For years, I have read magazine interviews in which actress Eva Longoria* mentions that she makes the world’s best guacamole. This month she was kind enough to share her recipe with Self magazine—just in time for the Super Bowl**! Eva Longoria’s guacamole will go very well with chili.
Try it and you’ll see: it really is the best ever! I live in the Southwest, so I know a thing or two about guacamole. Every year, students make guacamole and salsa for the class for their “How-to” presentations.
Best Guacamole EVER!
6 ripe avocados, diced
4 medium tomatoes, diced
1 large white onion, finely chopped
1 medium Serrano pepper, finely chopped
½ cup chopped fresh cilantro
½ cup fresh lemon juice
2 tsp kosher salt
Mix all ingredients. That’s it!
If you like the recipe, check out Eva Longoria’s new cookbook, Eva’s Kitchen: Cooking with Love for Family and Friends
*of Desperate Housewives fame. I have seen some of Eva’s movies. I really liked Over Her Dead Body
—Eva is very funny as a bride who dies on her wedding day—and haunts her fiancé when he falls for a psychic.
**Funny story: one year I asked a routine question while teaching third grade math and a boy raised his hand. Instead of answering, he blurted out, “Okay, who do you like: the Saints or the Colts? It took me forever to calm the class down. I asked the boy to write a paragraph about why you don’t poll the class about football during math.






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I always try to take care of my students’ basic needs: hungry, cold kids can’t learn. Add to that list a wintertime problem—kids with chapped lips can’t concentrate.
Accessing information you’ve already memorized is
Once I developed this tip, my students quickly mastered how to read long numbers.
Teasing and glasses envy: New glasses wearers worry about peer pressure and teasing, but in my experience, this rarely happens in elementary school. Rather, I find that other students catch a bad case of glasses envy. They borrow the glasses of the “lucky” nearsighted students and wear their dad’s old geek glasses to school. They even buy glasses accessories in stores like Claire’s at the mall.
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…”


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