Challenge your students to write a humorous newspaper column using only the facts Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Dave Barry had at his disposal when he wrote the column that made Talk Like a Pirate Day an international phenomenon. (Or at least an awesome tradition in Miss Green’s class!)
I got the idea for this lesson after reading the incredibly basic website that explains International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a “holiday” created by two friends, John Baur and Mark Summers. They sent their facts to humorist Dave Barry, hoping he would help promote the holiday. Did he ever!
It’s remarkable what Dave did with such simple facts. He created a truly memorable column. This lesson could run for a week or so because you need to develop students’ knowledge of Dave Barry, teach them about Talk Like a Pirate Day, give them time to write, and then let them compare their essays to the master’s. I highly recommend that you celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day at the end of the unit!
The official Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19, Mark’s ex-wife’s birthday. I like to have my class’s Pirate Day at the very end of the school year, well after standardized testing. The second-to-last day of school is my favorite time to do this. (It’s a full day; the last day is a half day with unpredictable attendance.)
Talk Like a Pirate Day Unit Plan
1) Learn about Dave Barry. He is a columnist for the Miami Herald who now writes adult novels and children’s books, most notably Peter and the Starcatchers with Ridley Pearson. I recommend that you read aloud from vintage columns on his website. Or, take your class to the computer lab and let them peruse the site. (Depends on the age level you teach.)
3) Write a humorous essay/column about Talk Like a Pirate Day.
4) Finish writing, turn in the essays, read Dave Barry’s column aloud. Note: the dialogue at the end is a little edgy, so I have given you two versions: original and abridged. Use your judgment on which to choose. (I’d use the without-dialogue version myself.)
5) Celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Printable pdf Resources:
- Talk Like a Pirate Day Factsheet
- Original Talk Like a Pirate Day column
- Abridged Talk Like a Pirate Day column
Ideas for Talk Like a Pirate Day activities:
- Talk Like a Pirate! Teach pirate vocabulary
- Pirate ships: make ships out of aluminum foil. The ship that holds the most treasure without sinking wins!
- Pin the patch on the pirate
- Pirate word search, crossword puzzle, Mad Libs, etc.
- Pirate movie: Muppet Treasure Island, perhaps?
- Pirate math: write fun word problems for classmates to solve
- Pirate stories: write fun mini-stories about pirates
- Visit the Pirates in the Classroom section of the Talk Like a Pirate Day website for more ideas
Arrr! Have a great time, mateys!