Teachers have a language all their own. Here are some of the most common sayings. I think these tips should be of interest to first-year teachers, parents, and children’s book writers.
- First-year teachers: learn these phrases all at once rather than over years
- Parents: learn to control or at least influence children the teacher way
- Children’s book writers: add realism and familiar language to your work
General tip: tell kids what you want them to do, not what you don’t want them to do. For example, teachers tell kids, “WALK!” People who don’t spend all their time with hundreds of youngsters are more likely to say, “STOP RUNNING!” Unfortunately, kids tend to focus on the action and skip right over the don’t/stop/not. The result is that the child continues to run, or do whatever it is you asked him not to do.
Cute little rhymes and euphemisms: these little sayings help teachers convey messages that kids need to hear over and over.
- Dot, dot, not a lot: don’t use too much glue
- Criss cross applesauce: the new way to ask kids to sit cross-legged or “Indian style”
- You git what you git and you don’t throw a fit: just be grateful for whatever color of Popsicle you received, etc.
- Sit on your pockets: the polite way to ask kids to sit on their bottoms, as opposed to crouching or balancing on their knees so the kids behind them can’t see
- Bubble in your lips: if your mouth is all puffed up like a blowfish, you can’t talk
- Bubble in our lips, hands on our hips: you can’t talk or poke your neighbor while in line
- Indoor voices: speak in a soft voice
- Playground voices: funnily enough, you never have to remind kids to use their “playground voices” outside, but you DO have to remind them not to use the “playground voice” inside.
Do you know other teacher sayings? Please comment and add them to this list!